NBA power rankings 2025-26: Thunder rolling, Pistons and Knicks move up to second, third

NBA power rankings 2025-26: Thunder rolling, Pistons and Knicks move up to second, third

We’re a quarter of the way through the NBA season, which means it’s a good time to step back and assess where teams stand and which tier they are in. OKC seems to be on its own.

1. Oklahoma City Thunder

(23-1, last week No. 1)
The Thunder have been rolling through everyone and everything in their path, and with that they deserve to be heavy favorites to win the Emirates NBA Cup. OKC reached the Cup Finals a year ago, only to have one of their worst shooting nights of the season against Milwaukee. The one thing that could stop the Thunder is the absence of reigning MVP (and arguably the current frontrunner to repeat) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. He sat out Sunday against Utah with an elbow issue — and they still won by 30. SGA is expected to be good to go on Wednesday in an NBA Cup game against Phoenix, but it’s worth watching.

2. Detroit Pistons

(19-5, last week No. 4)
The Pistons get an easy A grade for the first quarter of the season, they have taken another large step forward this season and look like a legitimate threat to come out of the East. What’s driving that is the fourth-ranked defense in the NBA, which was top-10 in the league a season ago but is now 1.3 points per 100 possessions better. They are at the point where the questions we have about them — will the lack of 3-point shooting bite them? Do they need a second high-level shot creator next to Cade Cunningham? — may only be able to be answered come the playoffs.

3. New York Knicks

(16-7, last week No. 6)
New York has won 7-of-8, and while that has come mainly against a soft spot in the schedule, the Knicks have had key guys (OG Anunoby, Karl-Anthony Towns) missing time in there to balance things out. Plus, there were some quality wins in that streak, including against Orlando on Sunday. The one question about this team is how things go on the road — New York is 13-1 in Madison Square Garden but 3-6 outside of it. The next big road test comes Tuesday in Toronto in an NBA Cup quarterfinals game, with a trip to Vegas on the line for the winner.

4. Houston Rockets

(15-6, last week No. 2)
There’s no way to describe Houston’s fast start to the season as anything but a massive success — it developed a strong identity despite losing starting point guard Fred VanVleet for the season. Looking ahead to what kind of run this team can make in the playoffs, the question becomes about 3-point shooting and the team’s lack of it — is their bully-ball style and Kevin Durant enough in a tough playoff series? Houston is a name that has come up in Giannis Antetokounmpo rumors, and should he become available (that’s no sure thing) the Rockets need to ask themselves if they want to give up all those assets to make a run at the Thunder this season, or let their youth mature a little and envision a run next season or a couple of years down the line, when the tax aprons will force some changes in OKC.

5. Denver Nuggets

(17-6, last week No. 5)
LeBron James did not hold back in praising Nikola Jokic on his Mind the Game podcast with Steve Nash: “I will say this: There has not been a more dominant, complete player that I’ve played against in the sense of all the attributes that you just mentioned. From the passing, to the shooting, to the rebounding, to the attention. I mean, there’s nothing that he cannot do on the offensive end. Nothing at all. Nothing. You try to double him he gonna make you pay. You try to play him single coverage he’s gonna make you pay. He even brings the ball up the floor, they outlet the ball to him. … And he’s so damn good that people barely talk about it. It’s like ‘oh well, it’s just normal.’ This s*** is not normal. It’s not normal.”

6. Minnesota Timberwolves

(15-8, last week No. 10)
The Timberwolves are finding their groove, having won five in a row and 11-4 over their last 15 — the last couple of those despite Anthony Edwards cooling off after a red-hot scoring streak. If there’s one thing you can be sure of with this team, it’s that they will score 100+ points — they have done it in 81 consecutive regular season games, the longest active streak in the NBA and the longest such streak in franchise history. You can see the red-hot Timberwolves take on the Phoenix Suns on NBA Peacock Monday this week.

7. Boston Celtics

(15-9, last week No. 12)
The Celtics have won five in a row and 10-of-12, and they are doing it with offense — Boston has the best offense in the NBA over the past dozen games, a 128.6 offensive rating (that’s 4.6 per 100 possessions better than the best offense in the league for the season, Denver’s). That’s incredibly impressive without Jayson Tatum and speaks to just how good Jaylen Brown has been this season — he has to get early MVP ballot consideration.

8. Los Angeles Lakers

(17-6, last week No. 3)
This might be a good sign for the Los Angeles’ NBA Cup quarterfinals game against San Antonio on Wednesday: The Lakers have started the season 8-0 in clutch games with a +26.8 net rating in those minutes (third best in the league). Having LeBron James and Luka Doncic on your team, two elite clutch players, helps. It should be noted that Los Angeles has only been in eight clutch games, the second fewest in the league. The seventh of those clutch wins came in Toronto when LeBron had a chance at a game-winner and to extend his already-record streak of consecutive games scoring 10+ points, but instead he made the right basketball play, and Rui Hachimura hit the game-winner (LeBron’s streak ends at an insane 1,297).

9. Orlando Magic

(14-10, last week No. 9)
Once again, it seems Paolo Banchero and Franz Wagner are trading off injuries, and that’s rough for this roster. The two did that with oblique injuries last season, now this season, just as Banchero returns from his groin injury, Wagner went down Sunday with a high-ankle sprain that likely sidelines him for close to a month (which is still better than what it looked like at the time). Wagner will not be on the court when the Magic host the Heat in an NBA Cup game on Tuesday with a trip to Las Vegas on the line.

10. San Antonio Spurs

(15-7, last week No. 11)
The Spurs have gone 7-3 since Victor Wembanyama went out — and who needs him when you have Luke Kornet flying in for a game-winning block, then having one of the best celebrations of the season. With Wemby out, the Spurs have gotten both the scoring and leadership they needed from De’Aaron Fox, as well as some impressive play from rookie Dylan Harper during this stretch. Wembanyama and Stephon Castle returned to practice over the weekend and may be available to face the Lakers in the NBA Cup quarterfinals on Wednesday night, which would earn the team a trip to Las Vegas.

11. Toronto Raptors

(15-10, last week No. 7)
Toronto has to be the biggest surprise in the East to start the season, with the best start for this team since the season after its title. The Raptors are doing it with a pressure defense, using that to get out in transition more than any team in the league, and a lot of midrange jumpers. Toronto has a chance to show a lot of fans who have not seen them just how good they are on Tuesday when they host the Knicks in an NBA Cup quarterfinals game, with a trip to Las Vegas (and a larger bonus for the players) on the line.

12. Miami Heat

(14-10, last week No. 8)
The Heat have dropped three straight, and more concerning two of those were to the Kings and Mavericks. The Heat are 3-4 in their last seven, and in that stretch their former top-five defense has been middle of the pack (12th) and their league-leading pace has slowed (but is still third). As an organization, the Heat have long played their best with something on the line, something that gets tested Tuesday when the Heat travel to Orlando for an NBA Cup quarterfinal game, with a trip to Las Vegas for the team on the line.

13. Cleveland Cavaliers

(14-11, last week No. 14)
The Cavaliers are the most disappointing team in the East to start the season — they are not bad, but this was a 60-win team a season ago looking to build on that and come out of the East this season. Instead, the Cavaliers are on a 49-win pace not bad, but it would rank them sixth in the East. Health is part of it, this team needs a fully healthy Darius Garland at the point, but it also needs another offensive step forward from Evan Mobley. The runaway best offense in the NBA last season is 10th this season, and too much of the load has fallen on Donovan Mitchell (who has played at an All-NBA level this season).

14. Phoenix Suns

(13-10, last week No. 13)
Dillon Brooks came to Phoenix in the Kevin Durant trade as a defensive stopper and an energy and intensity guy who could help change their culture. Phoenix got all that but also got an unexpected breakout offensive season, where Brooks is averaging 22.3 points per game. That earned him high praise from KD (via The Arizona Republic’s Duane Rankin): “He’s playing aggressive. He’s commanding the group. Guys are listening to him. He’s pretty much stepped up and become a leader over there. Him and (Devin Booker) have just become vocal leaders for them. He’s getting better as a player and more confident as a player, and it probably started from here (in Houston).”

15. Philadelphia 76ers

(13-10, last week No. 17)
We went into this season wondering whether these 76ers could live up to their potential on paper as a threat to win the East, or if they would be a bust. The answer has been somewhere in the middle — the 76ers are not bad, but they are not threatening. Rookie VJ Edgecombe has been a revelation. Tyrese Maxey is a lock All-Star this season, and anyone who had doubts just needs to watch his hustle on his game-saving block on the road to beat the Warriors this past week.

16. Atlanta Hawks

(14-11, last week No. 15)
Kristaps Porzingis returned to action Friday, and if the Hawks are going to make noise this postseason they are going to need him healthy and playing like he did when he won a ring with the Celtics. The other player Atlanta needed to step up this season — fifth-year forward Jalen Johnson — absolutely has lived up to the expectations. He is having a breakout season — he had 7+ assists in 12 straight games recently, averaging 24.9 points, 11.1 rebounds, 8.8 assists a night while shooting 46.7% from 3-point range over that stretch. He’s been playing so well that Johnson is considered off-limits in any hypothetical Giannis Antetokounmpo trades.

17. Golden State Warriors

(13-12, last week No. 16)
The Warriors are 2-2 during this stretch without Stephen Curry, and 3-5 this season when he sits. The Warriors’ offense falls off by 10.8 points per 100 possessions when he is off the court this season, which is concerning for what is already the No. 23 offense in the league. The good news is Curry is expected back on Friday against Minnesota. The bigger question for that game may be the status of Jonathan Kuminga, after a 1-of-10 shooting game against Cleveland Saturday he got a DNP-CD on Sunday. The Warriors are going to try to trade him at the deadline, but after days like this, there is not going to be a massive market for him. Speaking of trades, don’t expect the Warriors to make one for Giannis Antetokounmpo at the deadline if he becomes available. Constructing a trade between the teams is next to impossible (especially given what the Bucks will want back in a deal).

18. Memphis Grizzlies

(11-13, last week No. 19)
The Grizzlies have gone 7-2 in their previous nine, but have done that against a soft spot in the schedule — the Grizzlies are 10-0 this season against teams below .500. The Grizzlies have gone 7-3 in this latest stretch without Ja Morant, which has led to more trade speculation about the All-Star guard, but don’t bet on a deal getting done. The head of basketball operations, Zach Kleinman, isn’t one to just give up assets (he holds on to players) and the teams calling about Morant are looking to poach him on a steal of a deal. Morant doesn’t have much trade value right now, even if the sides decide they want to part ways he’s got to build up that trade value first.

19. Dallas Mavericks

(9-16, last week No. 22)
No team has played more clutch minutes this season than the Mavericks (78 across 18 games), but even in those minutes the team has been unlucky, with a 7-11 record in games within five points in the final five minutes despite a +2.9 net rating in those minutes. What has gone right in Dallas has been the play of Ryan Nembhard, the brother of Indiana’s Aaron Nembhard — and their games have a lot of similarities. With Kyrie Irving out, Nembhard has stepped up as the point guard this team needed. In his last five games, Nembhard has averaged 14.4 points and 7.4 assists a game (with just 1.2 turnovers), and his solid play has allowed Jason Kidd to keep rookie Cooper Flagg on the wing, where he is increasingly comfortable and thriving.

20. Portland Trail Blazers

(9-15, last week No. 21)
After a promising 5-3 start to the season, reality has hit the Trail Blazers hard as they are 4-11 in their last 15 with a bottom-10 defense in the league over that stretch. Not that we should give the Trail Blazers a failing grade to start the season; they have been pretty much in line with expectations — signs of promise but still needing a lot to come together (including getting Scoot Henderson back healthy). It’s no coincidence that things started to get worse when Jrue Holiday went out with a calf strain.

21. Milwaukee Bucks

(10-15, last week No. 18)
The reality is this: Milwaukee is 9-8 in the games Giannis Antetokounmpo has played — while they have played much worse without him, this is a middle-of-the-pack team with him. That’s a disappointing start to the season and what — along with the latest report Antetokounmpo’s people are speaking to the Milwaukee powers that be about his future with the franchise — sparked this latest round of trade rumors. Milwaukee is rejecting trade calls at this point, and the people I speak to around the league still think if Antetokounmpo moves on from the Bucks it would be an offseason thing, not now. That’s not going to stop the rumors that will follow this team through the trade deadline, fair or not.

22. Charlotte Hornets

(7-17, last week No. 23)
Sitting 12th in the East is a disappointing start to the season for a team with postseason dreams during training camp. It’s hard to see how they turn things around this season, the Hornets have a bottom-10 defense that doesn’t defend the 3-ball well, and they are 5-11 in games when LaMelo Ball plays. That has sparked some Ball trade speculation in some quarters, but league sources told NBC Sports there is not much of a market for him right now, at least not at a return near the one Charlotte would seek to send away its biggest name.

23. Utah Jazz

(8-15, last week No. 24)
While they may sit deep in the standings in the West, I would give the Jazz a C for their play through the first quarter of the season. They are struggling to protect the rim on defense, but that was to be expected after losing Walker Kessler for the season. Keyonte George has been fantastic. Lauri Markkanen has been balling out and looking like his All-Star self this season, and the biggest question is whether he is still on this team after the trade deadline, or does Utah move on from him and pivot to making sure they keep their top-eight protected draft pick for next June?

24. Indiana Pacers

(5-18, last week No. 25)
We knew it was going to be a rough season in Indiana, but this has been worse than expected. That’s largely about health, not the players or the coaching staff. Indy went into this season knowing they would be without Tyrese Haliburton and that Myles Turner had moved on, but a rash of injuries to the players still on the roster had this team using multiple hardship exceptions to add players just so they could keep playing games. That said, they have gone 3-2 in their last five, knocking off the Bulls (twice) and Wizards.

25. Brooklyn Nets

(6-17, last week No. 29)
The Nets have won 3-of-4, with their defense looking respectable during that stretch (a massive change from the start of the season). If grading the Nets’ start to the season, it needs to be done on a curve — we knew this team would be bad and was trying to develop its young players by throwing them into the fire. Out of that, big man Danny Wolf has been showing something lately with his ability to stretch the floor as a 3-point shooter and be strong on the glass.

26. Chicago Bulls

(9-14, last week No. 20)
The wheels are coming off this team, which has dropped seven in a row, including to a Warriors team on Sunday playing without Stephen Curry or Draymond Green. Over their last 10 games, the Bulls have the worst offense in the league and a bottom-five defense. The optimism from the opening weeks of the season — remember when this team started 5-0? — is long gone, and the only ones happy are Josh Giddey’s fantasy owners. We’ll see if the Bulls trade Nikola Vucevic or do anything at the deadline, although that has not been the modus operandi for this front office.

27. Sacramento Kings

(6-17, last week No. 26)
Sacramento is 3-6 since Domantas Sabonis went out with a meniscus injury, with the second-worst offense in the league over that stretch. Sacramento will be a team to watch at the trade deadline as they check to see if there is interest around the league in Zach LaVine or DeMar DeRozan (not too much for either of them), although Sabonis could be a different story if he gets back on the court and proves he’s still a 17 and 12 guy (what he averaged before the injury).

28. Los Angeles Clippers

(6-18, last week No. 27)
In what has been a massively disappointing and bizarre season in Los Angeles, sending Chris Paul home and away from the team gets its own chapter. The Clippers had a rough November (2-13) and their locker room feels distant, with guys openly talking about the lack of energy and connection. While CP3’s vocal leadership can be grating (the Clippers knew that when they signed him), and while Father Time caught up with him, he was already expected to play a limited role (it became less than that). While people outside the organization have asked, the Clippers’ struggles to start the season are not expected to put the jobs of coach Tyronn Lue or team president of basketball operations Lawrence Frank in any danger. Owner Steve Ballmer has never been rash and has been loyal to his employees and players, and while this season has been ugly, there is a long-term plan for a pivot (the team has one player on the books in 2027, Ivica Zubac).

29. Washington Wizards

(3-19, last week No. 30)
The Wizards don’t just have the worst defense in the league, they have the worst defense by three points per 100 possessions. That said, we knew they would be bad and on that curve this start to the season has some silver linings — big man Alex Sarr has taken a step forward and looks like a cornerstone, and rookie Tre Johnson is showing he can shoot the rock. Throw in a nice start from Kyshawn George and this team is both more entertaining than you would think, and there is some potential going forward. There is a path.

30. New Orleans Pelicans

(3-21, last week No. 28)
Zion Williamson is sidelined once again for an extended period of time (at least three weeks, but league sources told NBC Sports to expect longer), which has led to another round of calls for New Orleans to move from building around him and trade the former No. 1 pick. That may even be the thinking inside the Pelicans’ front office, but it’s a whole lot easier said than done. Williamson is making $39.5 million this season and has two fully guaranteed years totaling $87 million after this — while a team might take a flier on him (most likely this summer), the return in such a trade will not be near what the Pelicans would want. There is no massive market for Zion at this point.

2025-26 Fantasy Basketball Top 200 Rankings: Jamal Murray is on a heater

2025-26 Fantasy Basketball Top 200 Rankings: Jamal Murray is on a heater

While Denver Nuggets center Nikola Jokić remains the most valuable player in fantasy basketball, he hasn’t been the only player on his team providing elite value recently.

Guard Jamal Murray has been on a roll since a sprained ankle caused a premature end to his time on the floor during Denver’s December 1 loss to the Dallas Mavericks. Not only did he not miss any additional action beyond that game, but he dropped 52 points on 19-of-25 shooting from the field in a win over the Indiana Pacers two nights later.

Sure, this season’s Pacers don’t compare to the outfit that made deep playoff runs each of the two previous seasons. But a player shooting 72 percent from the field on that kind of volume is highly impressive. Murray followed up that performance by recording a double-double against the Hawks on 50 percent shooting and then scoring 34 points in a win over the Hornets.

Overall, the competition wasn’t the best, but seeking advantageous matchups is a part of fantasy basketball. Murray has provided more value this season than in 2024-25, and he’s shown no signs of slowing down.

Below is the updated top-200, with Jokić, Victor Wembanyama and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander leading the way. Also, the production of many players stands to be lean in Week 8, as the NBA Cup knockout rounds mean that no team will play more than three games, with more than half the league playing two.

Watch the NBA on Peacock on Monday night, as the Suns take on the Timberwolves at 7:30 p.m. ET!

NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers at Indiana Pacers
The Emirates NBA Cup has thrown the Week 8 schedule for a loop, with Indiana, Minnesota and Sacramento having excellent schedules.
Rank Position(s) Player Team
1 C Nikola Jokić Denver Nuggets
2 C Victor Wembanyama San Antonio Spurs
3 PG Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Oklahoma City Thunder
4 PG Tyrese Maxey Philadelphia 76ers
5 PG, SG Luka Dončić Los Angeles Lakers
6 SF, PF Kawhi Leonard LA Clippers
7 SF, PF Mikal Bridges New York Knicks
8 SG, SF, PF Scottie Barnes Toronto Raptors
9 SF, PF Jalen Johnson Atlanta Hawks
10 PG, SG Jamal Murray Denver Nuggets
11 PG, SG Donovan Mitchell Cleveland Cavaliers
12 PG, SG Austin Reaves Los Angeles Lakers
13 PG Stephen Curry Golden State Warriors
14 PG, SG James Harden LA Clippers
15 PG, SG Cade Cunningham Detroit Pistons
16 PG, SG Tyler Herro Miami Heat
17 SF, PF Keegan Murray Sacramento Kings
18 SF, PF Lauri Markkanen Utah Jazz
19 SF, PF Trey Murphy New Orleans Pelicans
20 PF, C Karl-Anthony Towns New York Knicks
21 SF, PF Jalen Wiliams Oklahoma City Thunder
22 PG, SG Anthony Edwards Minnesota Timberwolves
23 SF, PF Jimmy Butler III Golden State Warriors
24 PG, SG Derrick White Boston Celtics
25 PF, C Anthony Davis Dallas Mavericks
26 PG, SG Kevin Porter Jr. Milwaukee Bucks
27 SF, PF Michael Porter Jr. Brooklyn Nets
28 C Alperen Şengün Houston Rockets
29 C Kristaps Porziņģis Atlanta Hawks
30 SF, PF Kevin Durant Houston Rockets
31 SG, SF Norman Powell Miami Heat
32 PF, C Julius Randle Minnesota Timberwolves
33 PF, C Chet Holmgren Oklahoma City Thunder
34 PF, C Giannis Antetokounmpo Milwaukee Bucks
35 PF, C Kel’El Ware Miami Heat
36 SF, PF OG Anunoby New York Knicks
37 C Zach Edey Memphis Grizzlies
38 PG Jalen Brunson New York Knicks
39 C Bam Adebayo Miami Heat
40 PG, SG Jrue Holiday Portland Trail Blazers
41 SF, PF Franz Wagner Orlando Magic
42 PG, SG De’Aaron Fox San Antonio Spurs
43 PG Jalen Suggs Orlando Magic
44 SF, PF Jaden McDaniels Minnesota Timberwolves
45 C Mark Williams Phoenix Suns
46 PF, C Alex Sarr Washington Wizards
47 SF, PF Deni Avdija Portland Trail Blazers
48 SG, SF Grayson Allen Phoenix Suns
49 C Onyeka Okongwu Atlanta Hawks
50 C Isaiah Hartenstein Oklahoma City Thunder
51 PG Ryan Rollins Milwaukee Bucks
52 SG, SF Jaylen Brown Boston Celtics
53 PG, SG Josh Giddey Chicago Bulls
54 C Deandre Ayton Los Angeles Lakers
55 SG, SF Nickeil Alexander-Walker Atlanta Hawks
56 C Jalen Duren Detroit Pistons
57 SG, SF, PF Josh Hart New York Knicks
58 PF, C Evan Mobley Cleveland Cavaliers
59 PG, SG Reed Sheppard Houston Rockets
60 PF, C Aaron Gordon Denver Nuggets
61 C Donovan Clingan Portland Trail Blazers
62 C Ivica Zubac LA Clippers
63 SF Jaylon Tyson Cleveland Cavaliers
64 SF DeMar DeRozan Sacramento Kings
65 PG, SG Immanuel Quickley Toronto Raptors
66 PG, SG Devin Booker Phoenix Suns
67 PG, SG Tre Jones Chicago Bulls
68 C Ryan Kalkbrenner Charlotte Hornets
69 C Myles Turner Milwaukee Bucks
70 PF, C Naz Reid Minnesota Timberwolves
71 SF Kon Knueppel Charlotte Hornets
72 C Nikola Vučević Chicago Bulls
73 SF Cooper Flagg Dallas Mavericks
74 SG, SF Donte DiVincenzo Minnesota Timberwolves
75 SF, PF Paul George Philadelphia 76ers
76 SF, PF Miles Bridges Charlotte Hornets
77 PG, SG Keyonte George Utah Jazz
78 C Neemias Queta Boston Celtics
79 PG Collin Gillespie Phoenix Suns
80 C Domantas Sabonis Sacramento Kings
81 PG Payton Pritchard Boston Celtics
82 SF, PF Kelly Oubre Jr. Philadelphia 76ers
83 PG, SG LaMelo Ball Charlotte Hornets
84 PG, SG, SF Dyson Daniels Atlanta Hawks
85 PG, SG Cason Wallace Oklahoma City Thunder
86 SG, SF Devin Vassell San Antonio Spurs
87 PG, SG, SF Amen Thompson Houston Rockets
88 SG, SF Matisse Thybulle Portland Trail Blazers
89 C Nicolas Claxton Brooklyn Nets
90 SF, PF Andrew Wiggins Miami Heat
91 C Jarrett Allen Cleveland Cavaliers
92 SF, PF Dillon Brooks Phoenix Suns
93 PF, C Pascal Siakam Indiana Pacers
94 SG, SF Kyshawn George Washington Wizards
95 SF, PF Jerami Grant Portland Trail Blazers
96 PF, C Jabari Smith Jr. Houston Rockets
97 SF, PF Royce O’Neale Phoenix Suns
98 PG, SG Ajay Mitchell Oklahoma City Thunder
99 SG, SF Desmond Bane Orlando Magic
100 PG, SG Zach LaVine Sacramento Kings
101 SF, PF Harrison Barnes San Antonio Spurs
102 PF, C Santi Aldama Memphis Grizzlies
103 SF, PF Matas Buzelis Chicago Bulls
104 SG, SF Sam Merrill Cleveland Cavaliers
105 C Daniel Gafford Dallas Mavericks
106 SG VJ Edgecombe Philadelphia 76ers
107 C Luke Kornet San Antonio Spurs
108 SF, PF RJ Barrett Toronto Raptors
109 SG, SF Quentin Grimes Philadelphia 76ers
110 SG, SF Duncan Robinson Detroit Pistons
111 PG, SG Davion Mitchell Miami Heat
112 SG, SF, PF Jordan Walsh Boston Celtics
113 SF, PF Naji Marshall Dallas Mavericks
114 PG T.J. McConnell Indiana Pacers
115 C Isaiah Stewart Detroit Pistons
116 C Goga Bitadze Orlando Magic
117 SF, PF Saddiq Bey New Orleans Pelicans
118 SF, PF Ryan Dunn Phoenix Suns
119 C Joel Embiid Philadelphia 76ers
120 SG, SF Ayo Dosunmu Chicago Bulls
121 C Robert Williams  Portland Trail Blazers
122 SF, PF Keldon Johnson San Antonio Spurs
123 SF, PF Peyton Watson Denver Nuggets
124 SF, PF PJ Washington Dallas Mavericks
125 SG, SF Aaron Wiggins Oklahoma City Thunder
126 PG, SG CJ McCollum Washington Wizards
127 C Wendell Carter Jr. Orlando Magic
128 PG, SG Brandin Podziemski Golden State Warriors
129 SF, PF Derrick Jones Jr. LA Clippers
130 PF, C Jaren Jackson Jr. Memphis Grizzlies
131 SF, PF Tari Eason Houston Rockets
132 C Jay Huff Indiana Pacers
133 Moussa Diabaté Charlotte Hornets
134 SG Cam Spencer Memphis Grizzlies
135 PG, SG Stephon Castle San Antonio Spurs
136 C Rudy Gobert Minnesota Timberwolves
137 SG, SF, PF Brandon Ingram Toronto Raptors
138 PG, SG AJ Green Milwaukee Bucks
139 C Andre Drummond Philadelphia 76ers
140 SG, SF Julian Champagnie San Antonio Spurs
141 SG Isaiah Joe Oklahoma City Thunder
142 SG, SF Bennedict Mathurin Indiana Pacers
143 PF, C Paolo Banchero Orlando Magic
144 SG, SF Jaime Jaquez Jr. Miami Heat
145 C Jakob Poeltl Toronto Raptors
146 SG, SF Kevin Huerter Chicago Bulls
147 PG, SG Andrew Nembhard Indiana Pacers
148 SG, SF Moses Moody Golden State Warriors
149 PF, C Dominick Barlow Philadelphia 76ers
150 SF, PF Toumani Camara Portland Trail Blazers
151 PG, SG Marcus Smart Los Angeles Lakers
152 SG Malik Monk Sacramento Kings
153 C Steven Adams Houston Rockets
154 PG, SG Russell Westbrook Sacramento Kings
155 SG Cedric Coward Memphis Grizzlies
156 PF Kyle Anderson Utah Jazz
157 SG, SF Vit Krejčí Atlanta Hawks
158 SF, PF Ausar Thompson Detroit Pistons
159 SG Seth Curry Golden State Warriors
160 PG, SG Miles McBride New York Knicks
161 PG, SG De’Anthony Melton Golden State Warriors
162 C Derik Queen New Orleans Pelicans
163 PF Tobias Harris Detroit Pistons
164 PF Obi Toppin Indiana Pacers
165 SG, SF Tim Hardaway Jr.  Denver Nuggets
166 PG, SG Quenton Jackson Indiana Pacers
167 PG, SG Kris Dunn LA Clippers
168 SF, PF Rui Hachimura Los Angeles Lakers
169 SF, PF De’Andre Hunter Cleveland Cavaliers
170 SG, SF Max Christie Dallas Mavericks
171 SF, PF Josh Minott Boston Celtics
172 SG, SF Alex Caruso Oklahoma City Thunder
173 SF, PF LeBron James Los Angeles Lakers
174 SF Aaron Nesmith Indiana Pacers
175 SF, PF, C Zion Williamson New Orleans Pelicans
176 PG, SG Jordan Goodwin Phoenix Suns
177 SG, SF Shaedon Sharpe Portland Trail Blazers
178 PG, SG Collin Sexton Charlotte Hornets
179 PG Jeremiah Fears New Orleans Pelicans
180 PG, SG Jalen Green Phoenix Suns
181 C Ryan Kalkbrenner Charlotte Hornets
182 PF, C Noah Clowney Brooklyn Nets
183 PF, C Sandro Mamukelashvili Toronto Raptors
184 C Dereck Lively II Dallas Mavericks
185 PF, C John Collins LA Clippers
186 C Isaiah Jackson Indiana Pacers
187 C Jalen Smith Chicago Bulls
188 PG, SG Dru Smith Miami Heat
189 SF, PF Kyle Kuzma Milwaukee Bucks
190 SG, SF Christian Braun Denver Nuggets
191 PG Jose Alvarado New Orleans Pelicans
192 PG Jamaree Bouyea Phoenix Suns
193 SF, PF Zaccharie Risacher Atlanta Hawks
194 SF, PF Tristan da Silva Orlando Magic
195 SG, SF Bilal Coulibaly Washington Wizards
196 SG, SF Luguentz Dort Oklahoma City Thunder
197 PF, C Kyle Filipowski Utah Jazz
198 PF, C Al Horford Golden State Warriors
199 PG, SG Anthony Black Orlando Magic
200 PG, SG Anfernee Simons Boston Celtics

Best DFS picks for Eagles at Chargers in Week 14

Best DFS picks for Eagles at Chargers in Week 14

Week 14 of the 2025 NFL season wraps up tonight with a showdown featuring the Philadelphia Eagles visiting the Los Angeles Chargers. Philadelphia enters as a 2.5-point road favorite, with an over/under of 41.5. The Eagles have dropped two straight and are fighting to stay in contention for the No. 1 seed in the NFC. Meanwhile, the Chargers will try to stay within two games of the Broncos for first place in the AFC West.

Below, we will take a look at the best DFS plays for this Monday night showdown.

Captain’s Picks

Jalen Hurts, QB, Philadelphia Eagles (FLEX $13,200, CPT $19,800)

The Eagles offense was once again inconsistent in their loss to the Bears on Black Friday, but that didn’t stop Hurts from once again presenting himself as quality option at QB. The Super Bowl 59 MVP posted 230 passing yards, 31 rushing yards, and two touchdowns and would’ve racked up more than 17.3 fantasy points for the week if not for two second-half turnovers that ended up costing Philly late.

Hurts is still averaging 21 FP per game in DFS and his abilities as a runner always give him a boost as his eight rushing touchdowns only trails Josh Allen among QB scores on the ground. His 9.6 ADOT actually leads all starting quarterbacks at the conclusion of Week 14 and it makes sense when you have big-play weapons like A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith to air it out to. He’ll have a challenge on his hands against a Chargers defense that have put the clamps on opposing QB’s, but he should be fine as long as he limits turnovers tonight.

A.J. Brown, WR, Philadelphia Eagles (FLEX $11,400, CPT $17,100)

Speaking of Brown, he’s at least been getting the ball more as of late and he had a season-best performance against the Bears on Black Friday, posting 10 receptions for 132 receiving yards and two late touchdowns in the 24-15 loss. It’s safe to say that all of his frustrations were heard loud and clear as he has combined for 33 targets over their last three games. Huh, actually getting the ball to your multi-time All-Pro receiver. What a concept!

Brown is averaging 13.3 FP per game in DFS and those numbers are bound to shoot up if he keeps at the pace he’s been on over the past few weeks. The Chargers actually rank 19th in DVOA vs. WR1’s this season, so there’s an opportunity here for the veteran to do some damage to their secondary tonight.

Kimani Vidal, RB, Los Angeles Chargers (FLEX $8,800, CPT $13,200)

Vidal had one of his better outings of the season in their win over the Raiders last Sunday, taking 25 carries for 126 rushing yards and a touchdown on the ground. It marked the third 100+ rushing day for the second-year product out of Troy and those numbers were good enough to allow him to finish as a top-five fantasy running back in all scoring formats for the week.

The big news for the Chargers in this game is the return of running back Omarion Hampton, who has been out since Week 5 with an ankle injury. Vidal has done a great job holding down the fort in his absence and it remains to be seen if he sees a significant drop in snaps with the first-round rookie back in action. I’d imagine they’d try to ease the rookie back in, still opening the door for Vidal to get plenty of reps for tonight. That makes him a sneaky captain option with value for this showdown.

Value flex plays

Cameron Dicker, K, Los Angeles Chargers (FLEX $6,200, CPT $9,300)

Dicker was once again a reliable leg in the Chargers’ 31-14 victory over the Raiders last week, booting a successful 56-yarder along with four PAT’s in the big divisional win. The fourth-year special teamer is one of just four kickers that is averaging at least 10 fantasy points per game at the moment and he’s been extremely trustworthy with just two misses for the entire season. Need a solid source of points for the lineup? Just turn to Dicker.

Tre’ Harris, WR, Los Angeles Chargers (FLEX $5,200, CPT $7,800)

The Chargers have a plethora of pass-catching weapons that they can lean on and Harris has been serviceable in spots throughout the season. The rookie caught three of four targets for 30 receiving yards in last week’s win over the Raiders and it was notably the second straight game where he was on the field for at least 50% of their offensive snaps. There will be a week where the Ole Miss product goes off as a Flex option and I think he’d be worth taking a flier on for tonight.

Tank Bigsby, RB, Philadelphia Eagles (FLEX $3,600, CPT $5,400)

Bigsby inexplicably received zero touches in their Black Friday loss to the Bears and the lack of a consistent run game is becoming a huge problem for the Eagles late in the season. It wasn’t too long ago that he was running over the Giants for 104 rushing yards on the ground, so we know what he’s capable of when he gets consistent opportunities to tote the rock out of the backfield. In the event that this does change this evening, he’s a cheap option to take a flier on.

Jayden Daniels exits Commanders-Vikings after hard hit

Jayden Daniels exits Commanders-Vikings after hard hit

Jayden Daniels made a stunning return to the lineup in Week 14 of the 2025 NFL season, just weeks after suffering a gruesome dislocated elbow in a Washington Commanders’ loss to the Seattle Seahawks.

But his return did not last long.

After throwing an interception early in the third quarter against the Minnesota Vikings, Daniels was blasted on a hard block following the turnover. The Washington quarterback remained on the turf at U.S. Bank Stadium for an extended period of time, before he went to the sideline.

Daniels was then spotted heading into the blue medical tent, as backup quarterback Marcus Mariota began to warm up.

You can see the hit here:

When the Commanders offense took the field for Washington’s next possession, Daniels remained in the blue medical tent. Mariota entered the game for the Commanders, and promptly threw and interception on his first drive running the Washington offense.

Washington listed Daniels as questionable to return with a left elbow injury. Daniels exited the blue medical tent with a towel over his head, but did not look for his helmet, nor did he immediately return to the game.

This is a developing story and will be updated.

Best DFS picks for Chiefs vs Texans in Week 14

Best DFS picks for Chiefs vs Texans in Week 14

The 6-6 Kansas City Chiefs host the 7-5 Houston Texans on Sunday Night Football. It’s a game most didn’t expect to be as important as it is. Both teams are on the bubble for the playoffs, with the Texans currently grabbing the final No. 8 spot and the Chiefs out of the playoffs with the No. 10 spot. With five games left, every game is a must win game for both teams.

As far as offensive playmakers go, both teams are fairly healthy, but the Chiefs are hurting on their offensive line.

Patrick Mahomes and company can get away with offensive line injuries, but against the Texans strong pass rush, it will be tougher than normal. Overall, this game sets up for a defensive battle, as the Texans are the best pass defense in the league based on EPA, DVOA and fantasy stats. They haven’t allowed a single quarterback to top 20 fantasy points in a game this season.

The Chiefs defense has also been playing good football, but not to the smothering extent of the Texans. Of course, the Texans offense isn’t as good as the Chiefs, so I expect the Chiefs defense to be able to hold their own, but they are overall an easier defense to put fantasy points on, depending on how well your offensive line can handle their frequent blitzes.

Below we will take a look at the best DFS plays for this Sunday night showdown.

Captain’s Picks

Rashee Rice, WR, Chiefs (FLEX $13,200, CPT $19,800)

At this point, Rice is truly the key to the Chiefs offense. Of course, Patrick Mahomes is the driver, but if he doesn’t have Rice, the offense is stuck in the mud. The Texans have Derrick Stingley, who might be the best corner in the league, but Kansas City knows how to get Rice the ball and avoid lockdown matchups by moving Rice around. The combination of Mahomes’ ability, Andy Reid’s play calling, and Rice’s quickness and hands near the goal line, make covering him in short areas extremely tough.

Nico Collins, WR, Texans (FLEX $12,000, CPT $18,000)

Collins saw 31% of the targets in C.J. Stroud’s first game back fro a concussion and on the season has had the fourth-highest target rate when the defense blitzes. Steve Spagnuolo’s defense blitz’s on 31% of plays, which ranks third in the league. Collins should see plenty of short, hot read targets while also getting his usual WR1 work.

Patrick Mahomes, QB, Chiefs (FLEX $12,800, CPT $19,200)

I don’t expect C.J. Stroud to run much, but Mahomes will take off and a rushing touchdown is very much a possibility in a must win game against the top defense in the league. We know he runs more in must win games and there’s a good chance he spreads the ball around a bunch, making it tough to pick the right receiver not names Rice.

Value flex plays

Isiah Pacheco, RB, Chiefs (FLEX $7,000, CPT $10,500)

Before Pacheco’s injury, he had been clearly playing ahead of Kareem Hunt, but in his first game back last week, Pacheco took a backseat to Hunt. I think we can predict that Pacheco at least evens the touches and snap count out, with a chance that he takes over as the lead back once again. Hunt still has more touchdown upside, but Pacheco’s price has fallen enough to make him a useful value play with a good chance at seeing an uptick in work.

Dalton Schultz, TE, Texans (FLEX $5,800, CPT $8,700)

Schultz has a good price for his usual strong floor built on 7.5 targets per game over the last seven games. There’s nothing flashy here, but compared to the rest of the team, he is far ahead of anyone not named Nico Collins in usage.

Tyquan Thornton, WR, Chiefs (FLEX $3,600, CPT $5,400)

Thornton didn’t see a target last week against the Cowboys, which shows you exactly what his floor is. But, he still was out there 16 snaps and he usually gets one or two deep targets a game, In a game that could be low scoring, Thornton could be a strong play with just one long touchdown catch.

Chris Paul: 'I'm still scared by it all. Still processing everything. But I'm staying ready.'

Chris Paul: 'I'm still scared by it all. Still processing everything. But I'm staying ready.'

What’s next for Chris Paul?

He has been sent away from the Clippers (something handled sloppily), but what comes next? NBA insider Chris Haynes texted with Paul and got this response:

“I’m just staying ready. I’m hooping right now. I don’t know what’s next. I’m still scarred by it all. Still processing everything. But I’m staying ready.”

Haynes also got CP3’s thought process behind his cryptic Instagram story of the definition of “leeway.”

The reality of what is next for Chris Paul is a little more complex.

While he is away from the team, the Clippers have not released him and reportedly are working with him on a potential trade. However, league sources told NBC Sports that teams with interest in Paul are going to sit back and wait for him to be released, then sign him as a free agent rather than giving up anything in a deal. The Clippers are up against their first-apron hard cap and can’t release Paul and replace him with another veteran minimum contract. LA can’t afford that until January (they could release him and promote two-way player Kobe Sanders to a regular contract, staying below that line). Beyond that, Paul signed in Los Angeles to be close to his family, he’s not likely to want to go far away to end his career (there is one other team in Los Angeles, but it also is up against a first apron hard cap and is not in a position to bring anyone in for a while, and when they do an older backup guard is not likely the need). It will be interesting to see which teams step up to try to sign him once they can.

Paul may need to be hooping and staying ready on his own for a while.

Cam Reddish Leaves Lithuanian Team Due To Personal Reasons

Cam Reddish Leaves Lithuanian Team Due To Personal Reasons

Cam Reddish will part ways with BC Siauliai due to personal reasons, reported Basketnews.

Reddish averaged 14.7 points and 3.8 rebounds in nine games in Lithuania.

Reddish’s best game came when he scored 27 points and 9 rebounds against Rytas Vilnius.

Reddish averaged 3.2 points and 1.5 rebounds last season for the Lakers.

Bulls' rookie Noa Essengue is out for remainder of season following shoulder surgery.

Bulls' rookie Noa Essengue is out for remainder of season following shoulder surgery.

Bulls rookie Noa Essengue will undergo season-ending surgery on his left shoulder.

On Saturday, the Bulls made official what coach Billy Donovan had said a few days earlier: surgery was required, and the usual recovery time is six to seven months. Essengue injured his shoulder in a G-League game and, while the team first said it was a contusion, it turned out to be more than that.

Essengue was the No. 12 pick in last June’s draft and at Summer League showed his fluid athleticism and potential, but also was raw (as expected). He was mainly remembered for being on the wrong end of a meme during his first trip to Las Vegas. The Bulls wanted to deal with this injury now so that Essengue will have next summer to work on his game (whether he will play in Summer League remains to be seen).

This season, Essengue played just six total minutes for the Bulls. In four G-League games, Essengue averaged 23 points a game on 50.8% from the floor, plus grabbing 8.5 rebounds a game.

NBA Trade Rumors 2025-26: The latest on Giannis Antetokounmpo, plus Anthony Davis, Trae Young, more

NBA Trade Rumors 2025-26: The latest on Giannis Antetokounmpo, plus Anthony Davis, Trae Young, more

The conventional wisdom holds that Dec. 15 marks the unofficial opening of the NBA trade season, because that’s when many players who signed new contracts or extensions this past summer become eligible to be traded. The reality is that it will be Dec. 19-22 in Orlando — when the NBA G League Winter Showcase takes place — that talks really start to ramp up. It’s when the GMs and front offices of all 30 teams gather together, ostensibly to watch the best G-League players, but it’s an event without fans (just basketball people and some media), and you can watch as certain GMs peel off and start side conversations just 30 feet from the court. It’s where business starts to get done.

Heading into all of that, here are the latest NBA Trade rumors, starting with the biggest name potentially on the board.

Giannis Antetokounmpo

Antetokounmpo being off the court for 2-4 weeks with a calf strain is not about to slow the trade rumors surrounding him, or the fake trades we are all seeing, after he reportedly restarted talks about his future with the Bucks front office. Here are a few updates.

• Milwaukee may find it hard to land a lot of first-round picks. Antetokounmpo’s performance is not in question, he has been playing at an MVP-level this season. However, he turns 31 on Saturday and is looking for a massive contract extension that will start in the 2027-28 or 2028-29 season, his age-33 or age-34 season (he has a $62.8 million player option for 2027-28). The recent history of teams giving up a massive haul of first-round picks for players entering their mid-30s — even elite players — has them pausing and seriously considering how many picks they would trade for Antetokounmpo. Brian Windhorst of ESPN put it this way on his Hoop Collective Podcast:

“What I’m telling you is that when I talk to executives and these executives are not in trade talks with the Bucks or another for a star player right now, the mood in the NBA right now is not give up four first round picks for anybody … All these teams are worried about getting into apron trouble where they can’t reset their rosters…

“This is how teams are thinking right now. They’re a little freaked about the aprons. There ain’t going to be no five first round pick trades. I know that we saw those for a while. That’s just not to happen.”

• The Pelicans’ 2026 draft pick could determine where Antetokounmpo lands. Antetokounmpo may have New York at the top of his wish list, but talking to league sources the last 48 hours, three teams come up as being able to put together better offers and may be places Antetokounmpo would be open to: Atlanta, San Antonio and Houston.

Atlanta is the team I hear the most (assuming Antetokounmpo wants to stay in the East). It can make a trade based around Trae Young and recent No. 1 pick Zaccharie Risacher, but the biggest prize would be the Pelicans’ first-round pick in next June’s draft (which Atlanta controls because Joe Dumars traded it away to move up last June and select Derik Queen in a head-shaking move). NBA insider Jake Fischer of Bleacher Report and The Stein Line said he had been told all season there was no way the Hawks were surrendering what could be a very high pick in a deep draft at the top, but then added that landing Antetokounmpo in his prime and just going for it — with a team that has gone 11-7 while Young is out injured and has had a much improved defense — has to have the Atlanta front office rethinking that stance.

• The Oklahoma City factor. While Oklahoma City has the picks and players to make a serious offer for Antetokounmpo if they wanted to, why would they? At 21-1 with a record point differential and a locker room that gets along well, OKC looks like a juggernaut this season.

OKC’s dominance is something Houston and San Antonio have to take into consideration, as Zach Lowe of The Ringer discussed on his podcast. Do the Spurs look at this season’s Thunder, then look at how young their roster is, and decide to be patient and take their swings at OKC in a couple of years, when their roster is peaking, and the luxury tax is forcing changes to the Thunder? Same thing with Houston, which looks like a contender now, although Kevin Durant being on that team does somewhat change the equation. The bottom line is that both of those teams may look at the big picture and step back.

• The two big questions about an Antetokounmpo trade. In talking to league sources about the trade, two big themes and questions emerged:

1) Will Antetokounmpo (through his agent) actually demand a trade this time? He has danced up to this line but stepped back, not wanting to come off as the bad guy forcing his way out of Milwaukee (a tactic that has worked; the Bucks have upgraded their roster as best they could each time). Yes, Antetokounmpo asked the Bucks to explore a trade with the Knicks last summer, but by the time he did there was no deal to be made. This would be different. It also feels different on Antetokounmpo’s end this time.

2) If Antetokounmpo is available via trade, will the Bucks work with the two-time MVP to get him where he wants to go (presumably New York, although maybe another city or two is on the list), or will they look for the best offer regardless of destination? Antetokounmpo has some leverage because he can be a free agent in the summer of 2027, but plenty of teams would be willing to take the risk on him for a year at the right price.

Anthony Davis

Davis getting traded feels more like an offseason move than one that happens during the season, especially since the team has looked better of late, winning three straight (games against Oklahoma City and Houston in the coming days are good measuring sticks).

When ESPN’s Windhorst was talking about teams not wanting to give up many first-round picks in a trade, that was aimed more at Anthony Davis and the market for him than at Antetokounmpo. Davis is 32, with a history of nagging injuries, and also is up for a contract extension this summer — a potentially massive one — which has teams a little hesitant. Is an aging Davis going to be worth the money he is asking? Windhorst added this on his podcast.

“When I have heard what people are saying Anthony Davis’ trade value is right now, not because of him as a player, to be clear, not because he’s diminished as a player, but because of the idea of paying an injury-prone mid-30s guy $50, $60 million dollars in the apron era is unpalatable.”

James Harden, Kawhi Leonard

The Clippers have never hit the fact that they are built to pivot in 2027, when everyone except Ivica Zubac comes off the books. However, after a dreadful start to this season, could the Clippers accelerate that timeline by trading James Harden or Kawhi Leonard?

Good luck with that. Especially with Leonard, who is making $50 million this season and is guaranteed the same next season, and comes with a lengthy injury history. Harden, playing like an All-Star at a more reasonable $39.2 million (with a player option for $42 million next season), might be a different story, as Tim Bontemps wrote at ESPN.

“The feedback from league insiders has been that, while a team would take on Harden, it may be more difficult to find a landing spot for Leonard because of his injury and the Aspiration case still ongoing. “James has maybe neutral value,” an East scout said. “Kawhi Leonard has negative value.”

Trae Young/LaMelo Ball/Ja Morant

This group of point guards is who I am watching most closely heading into the trade deadline, thinking that one of their teams might decide it’s time to make a major pivot and move on if the right deal comes along.

Except that deal is unlikely to materialize, as ESPN’s Tim MacMahon and Bobby Marks wrote. They said these comments summed up the prevailing opinion on all three.

“I wouldn’t want any of them,” a Western Conference general manager told ESPN.

“They all might have negative value,” an Eastern Conference executive said.

When we get to next offseason that may change for at least one and maybe all three of them, but don’t bet on a deadline deal.

The World Cup draw show was the world’s worst, most embarassing, sycophantic mess

The World Cup draw show was the world’s worst, most embarassing, sycophantic mess

The 2026 FIFA World Cup draw aired on Friday, and I’m envious if you didn’t waste your time on the worst sports-adjacent broadcast of all time. It somehow managed to have everything, and nothing — with a two-hour run time which found a way to be devoid of entertainment, and overflowing with cringe embarrassment, culminating with a fake, made-up award so FIFA president Gianni Infantino could curry favor with President Donald Trump in front of a global audience.

It all kicked off with two hosts who had zero chemistry. Heidi Klum, who we assume was picked because she’s a German-American, and Kevin Hart who was chosen because he will accept any job that pays him money. Klum did her best to carry the broadcast, while Hart quipped about not reading the script, forcing sad jokes, and plugging his Netflix special in the middle of the damn draw.

We then got the anthem of the World Cup, which could have pulled from the incredible musical legacies of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. Instead we had Robbie Williams perform “Desire” with Nicole Scherzinger. I was going to embed the video of the song here, as my way of sharing part of the pain — but FIFA has blocked embeds. Now you have to click here to find it and punish yourself with this ass song.

Was it time for the draw? Hell no, because the moment one man was waiting for had arrived: Giving Donald Trump a fake, made-up FIFA Peace Prize award to make him feel better about not getting a Nobel.

What ensued was a solid 20 minutes of Infantino bragging about what a wonderful man Trump was and how he’s changed the world. Trump credited himself with saving “10 million lives” by brokering peace between The Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda, which he said has led to “10 million deaths” before he intervened.

There have been 3,000 deaths since the conflict began in 2022, which is a number fewer than 10 million.

Then Trump got a medal, which he picked up the same way I carry a bag of dog poop after a walk.

The FIFA Peace Prize trophy, which was larger than the World Cup itself, appeared to be a shriveled, damaged globe being supported by the wisened hands of the dead thrusting their arms from the grave.

It was then speech time for Trump, who asserted that the NFL should be forced to change its name, because soccer is the true football. He also said he used to watch Pelé play for the New York Cosmos, who he “assumed was a great.”

Assumed.

Pelé.

With that block of garbage over we then had a totally meaningless photo op for Infantino, who brimmed with excitement like a toddler that he got to take a selfie with Donald Trump as the U.S. president, Mexico’s Claudia Sheinbaum and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney ceremonially drew balls for their own teams in an utterly pointless waste of time. Even Trump mocked the proceedings and how worthless it all was.

Next up was Lauryn Hill, which was the only part of this worth a damn. It was great. And she was on time!

Then a “skit” featuring Rio Ferdinand, Matthew McConaughey, and Salma Hayek. I use quotation marks around “skit,” because it was so painful to watch. I would have rather had a root canal. Though Salma did tease a special guest to help Rio with the complicated draw process, which could be ANYONE — nah, it was some children in another prerecorded sketch that was painful.

FINALLY it was time for the actual draw. The highlight was Wayne Gretzky struggling to pronounce almost every nation’s name. The man was sweating bullets and not sure how he drew the short straw of announcing all the playoff teams.

To close the show was The Village People, who I assume were only booked so Trump could do his little child dance, but they only cut to him once and he didn’t dance. It’s entirely likely this was the first time he ever saw The Village People or realized they were LGBTQ icons.

So, there you have it. A sports show that had 15 minutes of sports and almost two hours of pointless crap. I’m going to leave now and get some fresh air. I need to remember there’s actual beauty in the world.